have you ever gotten really close to someones face and wanted to kiss them but like you can’t

yeah the tv screen got in the way

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akupitiyo:

do u ever suddenly feel attracted to someone and it just comes so suddenly ur like whoa holy shit i wanna make out w/ u where did that come from

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phlep:

if you chew loudly i will consider stabbing you

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meladoodle:

STOP READING IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR NOT MARRIED: 

i just counted my jellybeans and there are 69 of them (if you don’t get it i will explain, 69 is a SEXUAL number because it is a sexual position and you shouldn’t do it if you are NOT married, i am very sorry jesus for thinking about these things)

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abigaillx:

the actual, physical ache you feel in your chest and in your bones when you’re so sad is fucking awful.

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babyferaligator:

hey i heard u like bad boys, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.

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